Things In Porn You Hate?

The fake moaning and screaming, particularly in straight porn. Give it a rest, girls. No one thinks it’s real.
Couldn’t agree more. Women in straight porn often sound idiotic.
 
When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.
Have to agree with you, fake sounds and expressions are turn offs. Never liked actors having dirty feet either.
 
Nothing disappoints me more than SketchySex and FraternityX camera works. Like they have the hottest and most good looking guys out there but the camera works is just so off, they would just zoom in on the genitals all the time, like wth i wanna see those handsome faces while they fuck the bottom or when they cum i wanna see their face and their genitals in the frame. There are decent ones from them but most are just so awfully bad.
 
  • Like
Reactions: dummythicc
Nothing disappoints me more than SketchySex and FraternityX camera works. Like they have the hottest and most good looking guys out there but the camera works is just so off, they would just zoom in on the genitals all the time, like wth i wanna see those handsome faces while they fuck the bottom or when they cum i wanna see their face and their genitals in the frame. There are decent ones from them but most are just so awfully bad.
This has been touched on before. I'm not a fan either. Porn, at its most basic level, is about watching a sexual act. It is not strictly about watching the genitalia to the exclusion of everything else.

Sketchy and FX are two of the worst for turning their shoots into rather explicit versions of colonoscopy examinations. I know what a cock looks like when it goes into the anus, I'd rather not see it constantly happening, there are more things in the fairground than the hook-a-duck.
 
Like others have said, the fakeness of performers is a real put off. But has anyone else noticed Eastern European gay is especially bad for it?

It's like the guys at William Higgins, Bel Ami, and other studios only use straight porn for acting references. So the guys make a very obvious and fake 'orh yea, orh, orh, yeeeaaa, orrrrhhh' sound (I tried to write it as I can hear it, lol). And their facial expressions usually seem so disinterested. Sometimes it seems like the sounds are ADR's into the clip during editing.

I think of straight porn and how the girls go way over the top with their vocalisations. And I think that's what these guys are trying to emmulate because they think it's what you're supposed to do.

Models like Peto Mohac seem to geniunley enjoy he's doing. I wish they'd bring him back.

And on the topic of Eastern European porn... it annoys me how some guys give head without any jaw or lip movement. Like, he'll grab the cock, open his mouth, and move his head backwards/forwards as if he's doing a covid swab and call it a blowjob. No it's not. You're playing Operation with a penis and your mouth.
 
Like others have said, the fakeness of performers is a real put off. But has anyone else noticed Eastern European gay is especially bad for it?

It's like the guys at William Higgins, Bel Ami, and other studios only use straight porn for acting references. So the guys make a very obvious and fake 'orh yea, orh, orh, yeeeaaa, orrrrhhh' sound (I tried to write it as I can hear it, lol). And their facial expressions usually seem so disinterested. Sometimes it seems like the sounds are ADR's into the clip during editing.

I think of straight porn and how the girls go way over the top with their vocalisations. And I think that's what these guys are trying to emmulate because they think it's what you're supposed to do.

Models like Peto Mohac seem to geniunley enjoy he's doing. I wish they'd bring him back.

And on the topic of Eastern European porn... it annoys me how some guys give head without any jaw or lip movement. Like, he'll grab the cock, open his mouth, and move his head backwards/forwards as if he's doing a covid swab and call it a blowjob. No it's not. You're playing Operation with a penis and your mouth.
absolutely haha

like MEN porn, cant watch it. its so cringe. the acting is so bad. i dont even know why they need it? just fuck, thats what we wanna see lol
 
There's a whole new thread to be written on porn acted by the Identikit chicken-feed models without an inch of body fat.

Cockyboys is great, their models are athletic but have genuine looking, often romantic sex. MEN models tend to act like shop mannequins in the back of a van.
 
Cockyboys is great, their models are athletic but have genuine looking, often romantic sex. MEN models tend to act like shop mannequins in the back of a van.
Cockyboys are the gold standard, imo. They manage to pair guys with chemistry!

MEN models are always so OTT. Like we're watching a middle school play for the end of year drama club. And I really wish the models weren't told to look down the barrel of the camera. It's unsettling...

like MEN porn, cant watch it. its so cringe. the acting is so bad. i dont even know why they need it? just fuck, thats what we wanna see lol
I'll defend MEN here... sometimes the models are pretty good at acting. Nobody is expecting Joey Mills to win an Oscar, but he'll give it a red hot go! And the quality of the scene work is shockingly good for pornography. You can tell there's some passion behind the production values.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Odyssey Land
Like others have said, the fakeness of performers is a real put off. But has anyone else noticed Eastern European gay is especially bad for it?

It's like the guys at William Higgins, Bel Ami, and other studios only use straight porn for acting references. So the guys make a very obvious and fake 'orh yea, orh, orh, yeeeaaa, orrrrhhh' sound (I tried to write it as I can hear it, lol). And their facial expressions usually seem so disinterested. Sometimes it seems like the sounds are ADR's into the clip during editing.

I think of straight porn and how the girls go way over the top with their vocalisations. And I think that's what these guys are trying to emmulate because they think it's what you're supposed to do.

Models like Peto Mohac seem to geniunley enjoy he's doing. I wish they'd bring him back.

And on the topic of Eastern European porn... it annoys me how some guys give head without any jaw or lip movement. Like, he'll grab the cock, open his mouth, and move his head backwards/forwards as if he's doing a covid swab and call it a blowjob. No it's not. You're playing Operation with a penis and your mouth.
Omg i totally agree with you, this is why i dont find the appeal from most studio-produced porn videos, i like the amateur ones the best, the more amateurish the better. AMATEUR ALL THE WAY!
 
  • Like
Reactions: Jamesbgck
When the female pornstar takes the pants/shorts off & the thong/underwear off at the same time. I never understoof why, the thong just makes the ass look better and getting rid of the bottoms so quickly just kinda takes me out of it for a bit. I like it better when they keep the thong on during sex.

That and guys just having 0 idea on where to cum, like you work in the porn industry. Talk to the camera guy beforehand on how/where to shoot. Sometimes theyre at a 45degree angle to the female and the cum just falls onto the floor or they barely shoot the cum onto the tits.
 
I hate it when the theme of the vid is them being caught from a hidden camera then one of the actors looks at the camera, it just destroys the whole vibe of the video. Just do your thing and dont look at the camera, also i hate POVs, never find them appealing...ever, amateurish videos are the best
 
  • Like
Reactions: dummythicc